cyber-yeezuss:

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

shadowsandcrows:

Gotta get me one of those black bath bombs so I can dramatically emerge from the water like I’m rising from the pits of hell. You know, self care.

espikvlt:

cakeandrevolution:

the-gallium-knight:

That fact that anyone working with food in America doesn’t have guaranteed paid sick days is a health hazard to the public.

no but for real, the CDC has said the leading cause of foodborne illness is the lack of sick days for people who work in the food industry and that it costs billions a year to the economy.

Capitalism, you’re doing great, sweetie!

jaynmalackson:

looking at James Franco always makes me want to wipe myself down with anti-bacterial wipes

I’m a creep LMFAOOO I’m a weirdo LOL

bevsi:

me listening to my music library: i truly have the best, most eclectic, most exciting and enjoyable music collection ever compiled

me when someone asks if i want to plug my phone in the car: All My Music Is Irredeemably Bad

judasdecapitated:

lyrics from “be nice to me” by the front bottoms